How much wood woulda woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would
I wanna know shoulda Wood-duck duck
If a Chuck chuck wood
At a Wood-duck?
Chuckwood at a skunk and a stinkin’ Skunk stunk,
Chuckwood at a Mink.
Would da Mink stink?
Chuck dat shuck ‘bout wood-chuckin Woodchuck!
Whole peck a wood would a Woodpecka peck.
Crawdad kid call a Crawdad Dad,
Do a Crawdad call his ma,
Crow cram a Crawdad down a baby Crow craw!
With a crawdad in his craw,
Could a Crow caw?
Stickin’ on a stick by three sticky toe
Throat throbbin’ three-toed
Toad-stick stickin out a pawpaw tree
Do a Possum paw a pawpaw out another Possum paw,
When a Possum paw a pawpaw
With his paw?
Would a Possum paw pinch by a steel snap-trap
Make a Possum pause
‘Cause his paw’s raw?
Tuckered out hearin’ about Wood-duck, Skunk stunk,
Enuffa dat stuff about Possum with a paw-paw,
— Doug Pifer