Woodchuck Rappin’
How much wood woulda woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would
Chuck wood?
I wanna know shoulda Wood-duck duck
If a Chuck chuck wood
At a Wood-duck?
Chuckwood at a skunk and a stinkin’ Skunk stunk,
Chuckwood at a Mink.
Would da Mink stink?
Chuck dat shuck ‘bout wood-chuckin Woodchuck!
Woodchuck won’t
Chuck wood!
Whole peck a wood would a Woodpecka peck.
Woodpecka would
Peck wood!
Crawdad kid call a Crawdad Dad,
Do a Crawdad call his ma,
Craw-Ma?
Crow cram a Crawdad down a baby Crow craw!
With a crawdad in his craw,
Could a Crow caw?
Stickin’ on a stick by three sticky toe
Throat throbbin’ three-toed
Tree-toad!
Toad-stick stickin out a pawpaw tree
Tree-treadin’, pawpawin’
Tree-toad.
Do a Possum paw a pawpaw out another Possum paw,
When a Possum paw a pawpaw
With his paw?
Would a Possum paw pinch by a steel snap-trap
Make a Possum pause
‘Cause his paw’s raw?
Tuckered out hearin’ about Wood-duck, Skunk stunk,
Woodpecka, Tree-toad,
Mink-stink?
Enuffa dat stuff about Possum with a paw-paw,
Crawdad, Crow-craw,
Craw-Ma!
— Doug Pifer